||[Jan. 1st, 2020|03:29 pm]
The Hollow Order Of The Grumblesome Slize
Welcome, acolytes, in the lap of the Order of Grumblesome Slize.|
Our mantra is "d'oh" - pronounce it carefully and with contempt!
Leave your worries and troubles behind you, tell us what ails you, throw your annoyances before the Throne of Groan.
Do leave your gnarls anonymously, you won't even need an LJ account for that. Simply reply to the "anonymous gnarls" thread above. Leave your dark secrets with us, we'll sacrifice a squirrel for you.
I am your Mess-sigh-argh, the unwilling vessel of our Lord Groomph and mere puppet of the Schmeriva (Head Grmumum of the Order), what can I reluctantly do for you?